Madera - My youngest daughterâ€™s doctor needed a â€œstoolâ€ sample that we would have to transport to the Madera Community Hospitalâ€™s laboratory within an hour entering the world. I donâ€™t really want to get into the details how we had to get the sample in the cup. I am just happy that it was solid but concerned that it was green. Is that to much information?
Well I hit the road with her sample in hand, well the cup in hand, and made my way to the hospital. I called my ex-wife who took my daughter to the doctor to find out exactly where this cup of green poop had to go.